Long Live the Queen

So, I'm 18, finishing up highschool, and then after that, who knows?
Oh, and my name is Jess by the way. Hi!

... That's about it, actually. There isn't very much to say.


My face

My man-girlfriend
The Bro to my Stephano
The antagonist to my protagonist
Posts I Like
martininamerica:

Not sure of the source on this one.

martininamerica:

Not sure of the source on this one.

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

(via myyugiohoutlet)

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis

It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

(via emmaandthatisall)

inyourpassengerseat:

You guys don’t understand how much I love this. Some guy waited 4 years to complete his joke. Such dedication. 

How do you know he didn’t actually travel through time?

(via emmaandthatisall)

millenniumspoon:

die-einzelganger:

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw it.

AND HOW MUCH LARGER DOES THE GAME KING’S HAIR GROW?

IF YOU DEFEAT HIM NOW, THEN YOU’LL NEVER KNOW

AND YOU’LL NEVER HEAR THE CRY, “IT’S TIME TO DUEL”

OR SEE ANOTHER VILLAIN FALL TO HIS KNEES

CAN YOU SUPPORT YOUR PROTAGONIST IN BATTLE

CAN YOU DUEL WITH THE HEART OF THE CARDS

you can own a duel disk but still, all you’ll own is a DUEL DISK UNTILLL YOU CAN DUEL—

with the heart—

ooof theee….

caaaaards.

(via emmaandthatisall)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
queenofthegaylions queenofthegaylions Said:

I’LL GET RIGHT ON THAT MAN!

It’s looking pretty sweet. Click to enlist as well.

Mostly because I will be uberly upset to not have anyone to fangirl with.

you know those feels. when you’re so into something. and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat.

(via emmaandthatisall)

unlubricated-anal-sex:

people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex

if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key
because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads
as in
i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you
and no im not letting you in because your dick smells like butts and misogyny

(via fuckyeahgirlcrush)

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

(via emmaandthatisall)